03 March 2011
Oh mother dear!
It has to be a mom thing. Today I (the kid) walked into the kitchen and asked my mom a question.
"Hey mom, what's the date today?"
mom says, "I'm not sure!"
kid says, "Well, whens your birthday?"
mom says, "It's today" she said in a matter of fact, no manner of feelings way."
kid says, "Well then, it's the 3rd. Thanks mom."